lordcaliborn:

i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like

no

no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no

(Source: ectobiologist)

kittensforbrunch:

reason #237 why I love patrick stump: if you insult him, he’ll politely ask you to stop, but if you insults his fans, he’ll go on an 18-tweet rant that basically ends your career

(Source: joshfrancesgay)

horrorpeach:

tordles:

what if instead of blood you menstruated confetti 

party in my uterus everyone’s invited

possiblypensive:

sO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL FIND YOUR YING.”

thriftedshops:

‘u son of a bitch’

why not daughter of a bitch ??? its 2013 end sexism NOW